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Shimmy Shimmy Coco Puffs

Vee. 23. Mi-ya-mi, FL.

You Just Entered The World of a Gemini. Master of Procrastination, Sarcasm, Mind Games, Mixed Signals and Persuasion.
Oct 20 '14

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

Oct 20 '14
ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

Oct 20 '14

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

Oct 20 '14
harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

(Source: vmas.mtv.com)

Oct 20 '14

radvillain:

johnny-sasakis-butt:

versacecountach:

radvillain:

*white person voice* i’m finna to have a good day

*another white person voice* finna is a slur towards Finnish people, could you not use that term

Define a “white” voice. People of any race can be raised with any accent. Culture is not race. Yet this is an example of why racism exists. The mindset to say something fucking stupid like this.

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Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14
biancogold:

A spray a day, Keeps the fuckboys away!
Must be hella fuckboy a lolz

biancogold:

A spray a day, Keeps the fuckboys away!

Must be hella fuckboy a lolz
Oct 20 '14

diggym:

dickprintbandit:

frankensp1ne:

superbestiario:

Shia Labeouf for interview magazine november 2014

By ELVIS MITCHELL

Photography CRAIG MCDEAN

yes lord.

He looks fucking great .

Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14

(Source: skyetownsend)

Oct 20 '14

kingsxoqueens:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

(Source: aflylovesong)

Oct 20 '14
stabla:


i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. 
she got the first face lift ever in new zealand
she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body in broken glass and not get slightly scratched. when members of the audience tried, they were grievously injured.
she once hypnotized 500 people for fun and then asked them to go and stand on a highway, so that cars couldn’t pass. she got in a lot of trouble because the crowd got so large that there was a national traffic crisis.
her act included hypnotizing people into walking to work in their underwear, with their consent of course, and one of the men who had actually done it came to the funeral.
at her funeral all these people who had been in her act showed up and talked about how great she was, how she was gifted and crazy and i suppose i’m sad and happy about it.

stabla:

i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. 

  • she got the first face lift ever in new zealand
  • she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body in broken glass and not get slightly scratched. when members of the audience tried, they were grievously injured.
  • she once hypnotized 500 people for fun and then asked them to go and stand on a highway, so that cars couldn’t pass. she got in a lot of trouble because the crowd got so large that there was a national traffic crisis.
  • her act included hypnotizing people into walking to work in their underwear, with their consent of course, and one of the men who had actually done it came to the funeral.

at her funeral all these people who had been in her act showed up and talked about how great she was, how she was gifted and crazy and i suppose i’m sad and happy about it.

(Source: artfucker1996)

Oct 20 '14

(Source: sweatywisdom)

Oct 20 '14

(Source: michaelsocha)

Oct 20 '14